Crack Canaveral T-Shirt

If you know, you know.

This Crack Canaveral T-shirt is a tongue-in-cheek nod to the long-running local nickname for Cape Canaveral—part folklore, part tasteless humor, and 100% insider joke.

Designed with bold coastal colors, reminiscent of sunsets and cigarette butts….this shirt blends Florida grit with laid-back beach culture.

This tee is perfect for locals, transplants, surfers, bartenders, dock workers, the local crackhead or anyone who’s spent enough time on the Space Coast to earn the joke.

It’s satire. It’s local lore. It’s not for tourists!

Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Local Florida humor

✔ Conversation starter

✔ Great gift for Space Coast natives

✔ Beach, bar, or streetwear friendly

✔ Not sold in souvenir shops

Perfect For:

Florida locals

Space Coast culture lovers

Beach town humor fans

Casual streetwear

Gifts with attitude